Wednesday, November 20, 2013

greek mythology characters are such douchebags





this blog post is gonna be so bad i’m so tired don’t make me read this plz
So jason has to go get this golden fleece to be king so he goes off on this adventure with this group and its sort of like the odyssey they do a bunch of weird stuff but ultimately things are successful and all is good then jason meets a girl named madea (giggle) and marries her but after a while she gets ugly and he’s like wow bitch is ugly thank zeus for pre-nup wow jason you're a dick  and then he goes for another girl and madea’s not having that so she murders their kids and the other woman then the story is over

Love is honestly such a pain – it causes so much trouble and makes people sad and is hurtful when things go wrong, etc etc etc. I don’t recommend doing the whole love thing at this stage in life because we’re so emotionally unstable and it’s probably not going to end up well so yeah don’t do it. But love can also make people really happy like having a companion who’s always there is really great but when and if that ends revenge can set in. I have a lot of real-life examples I can think of where the falling apart of love leads to deep bitterness – like my sister and every male she’s ever dated. Don’t date my sister. It will go wrong. But yeah don’t take things out or get revenge on someone you broke up with because thats a dickish thing to do and i’ve seen it happen so many times. I didn’t write about a story just love and revenge so sorry here’s a picture have fun with it


Jason and the Golden Fleece
bad bitches international

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